I felt like writing a South PArk story... Yeah I know it's not Christmas yet but I was bored.
uhhh I hope I posted this in the right place...
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It was a beautiful day in South Park. Christmas was just 2 weeks away! Cartman was so excited! That morning, he told his mom what he wanted.
Cartman: Moooomm?
Mom: Yes dear?
Cartman: Do you love me?
Mom: Of course I love you
Cartman: Do you really really love me?
Mom: Very much
Cartman: Then can you get me a DS for Christmas?
Mom: Sorry, Eric. We checked every store in town and all the Nintendo DS's are sold out. They won't be getting another shipment until after Christmas.
Cartman: I WANT A DS, I WANT A DS, I WANT A DS!
Mom: Sorry but theres nothing I can do. Now get ready for school.
So Cartman went to the bus stop. Kenny, Stan and Kyle were there.
Stan: Hey Cartman, guess what? Me, Kyle, and Kenny are getting DS's for Christmas!
Cartman: No, that isn't possible. You see, they're all sold out.
Kyle: Well apperantly our parents got the last three.
Kenny: Yeah!
Cartman: Damn!
Kyle: What's wrong, Your parents didn't buy one in time?
Cartman: Yeah but I'm waaaaaaaaay to cool to care. DS's suck balls, dude.
Stan: Just wait till Christmas, fata--. Then we'll see if you care!
At school, everyone was talking about the Nintendo DS. It seemed as though everyone in the whole school was getting one, even the teachers! Everyone except for Cartman. By lunch time, Cartman couldn't stand it any longer.
Cartman: Screw this! I'm not standing here while everyone gets a DS except for me! Hell, even Mr. Hat is getting one! So, I'm going to STEAL CHRISTMAS!!! Who's with me?
Kenny: Not me
Kyle: No way!
Stan: You're such a dumbass!
Cartman: How bout you, Butters?
Butters: Uhh... sorry I'm grounded till January.
Cartman: WHAT? Screw you guys, I'm going home!
So Cartman went home and thought of a plan to steal Christmas.
Cartman: YES! I'VE GOT IT! I'll go to everyone's house and open all their presents until I find their Nintendo DS! Then I'll own all the DS's in the world and be the coolest guy in school!
Cartman: And Fluffy can help me! GET IN HERE FLUFFY!
Fluffy didn't come.
Cartman: GET THE HELL IN HERE!
Fluffy finally came. (I'll draw a picture of fluffy later)
Fluffy: Oink oink oink!
Cartman: Here fluffy, wear these antlers so you look like a reindeer. You will be in charge of pulling my sled.
Fluffly: Oink!
On Christmas eve, Cartman tied Fluffy to his sled...
Cartman: Go fluffy go!
Fluffy: Oink
Cartman: Come on, I need to steal everyone's DS's!
Fluffy: Oink oink oink oink!
Fluffy escaped.
Cartman: FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!
So Cartman took his big bag and went down everyone's chimeny. And you can just imagine how hard it was for him to do that... He went through everyone's presents until he found the DS, and stuffed them in the bag.
The last house he arrived at was Kenny's. Cartman was just about to open a present when Kenny came downstairs.
Kenny: What the hell is going on here?
Cartman: AAAHHHH! Kenny, get back to bed!
Kenny: What are you doing? Get out of my house:
Cartman: Thats it Kenny, you leave me no choice.
Kenny: What the... AAAAAAHHHHHHH CARTMAN NO!!!
Cartman finished searching Kenny's presents and got the DS. He stuffed it in the bag and hurried home. He stuffed them in his closet and went to sleep. He woke up at 7:30. Cartman was really excited to see what he got. He ripped open one of his presents and...
He got a DS.
Cartman: You... said all the DS's were sold out.
Mom: I didn't wanna ruin the surprise!
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Cartman: Oh crap!
Cartman's mom opened the door to find the whole town... and they weren't happy. The cops pushed through the angry crowd.
Officer: Your son is going to jail for a very long time!
Mom: What? Why?
Butters: He stole my DS!
Timmy: TIMMY!
Stan: Mine too!
Kenny's Mom: He killed Kenny!
Kenny's Dad: That bastard!
Cartman: Uhhh Kyle did it!
Officer: Alright, come with us.
Cartman: GOD DAMN IT!
The end.
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Umm yeah there you go. I wrote this story for everyone on Nimrod Street. I even tried to draw pictures because you're all so awesome!!!
Brilliant